I'm an avid thrift shopper (not a hoarder) and my name is misspelled on my high school diploma...

In at attempt to become a quad-lingual I took a year of Japanese, but gave up when the kanji became too much. I still know the insults though...

When I was 12 I stole my mom's car and picked up all of my friends and then we went to McDonald's because I wanted chicken nuggets. I wrecked the car when I was pulling back into the garage and I tried to paint over the scratches with nail polish but they caught me and I got hit with the chancla every day for 3 months afterwards.

I've been to a party hosted by MTV -- so lit

I've taken two years off from school.